Sleazy Joe Biden and the Democrats Look to Restore Order to The Galaxy

Creepy Fossil Darth Biden

With the Democrats sweeping the Georgia runoffs fueled by Stacey Abrams’ ballot harvesting masterpiece, the Deep State is ready to exact it’s revenge and restore order to the Republic. Here are just some of the things we can expect to return in the coming months.

High Unemployment and Anemic Growth Ahead

Democrats love the European economic model. European markets are highly regulated squelching innovation and competition. And their labor laws are so onerous companies are loathe to hire anybody unless it is absolutely necessary. Deep down the Democrats know we can’t have European-style socialism without European levels of joblessness and economic stagnation. The fact their economic policies lead to persistently high unemployment levels and anemic growth is actually just part of the allure to the left. Crappy economies mean better “sustainability” and more voters dependent on the welfare state. So screw your 401K and standard of living, the technocrats need to save the planet by building more windmills and keeping the peons from using up so many resources. It was a running joke on the right how often Obama claimed he was going to “pivot to the economy”, while never actually doing one damn thing to improve it. Sure, Democrats will still pay lip service to American workers. But their actions will be a stab in the back.

Endless Wars To Continue Endlessly

One of the Deep State’s greatest triumphs over the past 4 years was thwarting Donald Trump’s efforts to stop the stupid endless wars the United States has been embroiled in for going on a quarter century. When Trump ordered them to come up with a plan to pull out of Syria, the unelected Pentagon bureaucrats stalled him. When they couldn’t stall any longer, they said it couldn’t be done without causing chaos. It would be reckless and irresponsible to stop sending our brave young men to die in faraway hellholes where people hate us, they explained. And the Democrat political/media complex dutifully agreed. Trump never did bring all of those troops home, one of the biggest failures of his Presidency.

Even more outrageously, the Pentagon lied to Trump about how many troops we still have on the ground. Unelected bureaucrats wanted to keep fighting a war the President told them to end. So instead of ending it, they decided to flat out lie to the President and keep their war going on the down low. Defying the Commander in Chief in this way is literally treasonous and a sets a terrifying precedent for unauthorized military action, yet the mainstream media yawned. I mean, it’s not like Trump was a real President, right? Who can blame the military for defying OrangeManBad?

Luckily, the Military Industrial Complex can breathe a little easier now. The Democrats will be all too happy to send young American boys to their deaths in far-flung shithole countries. Not to further the strategic interests of the United States, or course, because that would reek of nationalism. But rather to do the bidding of the U.N. and the “international community” whose approval they so desperately crave.

Destruction of the Suburbs to Resume

One of the most insidious projects the Obama administration started was Affirmatively Furthering Fair Housing, or AFFH. When President Trump said suburban women should love him for saving the suburbs, AFFH is what he was talking about. Sadly, he did a terrible job of explaining exactly why. In a nutshell, AFFH looks to strip the suburbs of their autonomy and merge them into larger metropolitan regions under tight federal control. Suburban planning, zoning, and budgets would be annexed by Deep State social engineers, with the goal of redistributing “regional wealth” more equitably. As ominous as that sounds, the actual gory details are even more evil and anti-American.

AFFH was the single biggest domestic agenda item in Obama’s 2nd term. Yet, the vast majority of the population has no idea what it really is or that it even exists. This fact alone tells you the Democrats and their media propagandists know exactly how (un)popular it would be with actual suburban voters. Expect AFFH to be brought back with a vengeance now that the Democrats have regained power. Just don’t expect to see it actually reported on or talked about in our garbage media.

They Are Totally Coming for Your Guns

An all out assault on the 2nd Amendment is all but guaranteed. Democrat-controlled big cities have failed for decades to control the gang violence raging within them. Rather than focusing on the gangs (too RACIST!!!), the proposed Democrat solution to gang violence is to just disarm everybody. Democrats will undoubtedly push “common sense” gun control. (After all, who could be against common sense?) However, their gun-grabbing rules are inevitably crafted by people who have zero understanding of firearms. And it shows. What they claim is “common sense” will almost certainly be asinine and have zero impact on public safety. (Pro tip: the percentage of gun homicides committed using AR-15 rifles is barely a rounding error in this country.) The rules are, however, guaranteed to be onerous to gun owners and severely restrict your 2nd amendment rights. Which, to be honest, is always the real goal of their “common sense” measures. Hopefully the Supreme Court will deliver us from the coming gun control stupidity.

Transformation of Big Tech into Big Brother

While Democrat antipathy for the 2nd Amendment is based in ideology, their growing animosity for the 1st Amendment is more strategic. Unapproved ideas and opinions are now posing an existential threat in the eyes of the left. With information able to pass back and forth outside of their filters, false (i.e. conservative) narratives are allowed to fester. Thus, the flow of information must be censored for “correctness” to protect “public safety.” Liberals have already destroyed most of Fox News from within. Outside of their evening opinion shows, Fox has morphed into a half-ass imitation of CNN. The left now controls all of the major news outlets, and all of the big tech companies we rely on to communicate. It seems apparent that they are now ready and willing to leverage this monopoly to censor and silence their enemies.

As a horrifying example of how far they are prepared to go, Big Tech just unilaterally decided that the sitting U.S. President should not be allowed to communicate with the 75 million Americans who voted for him. And our media overlords cheered this. Let that sink in.

America Last

America First should not be a controversial statement. Of course the Government of the United States, including the President, should be putting the interests of our country first. It’s what they were specifically elected to do: represent us. While some deride this as nationalism, conservatives see it as the embodiment of free citizens empowered to govern themselves. The problem, however, is that the international left hates nationalism and even the idea of nation-states. They believe in a new world order, where the governments of the world collectively work to ensure equitable outcomes for all of the world’s citizens. Leftists believe in globalism, where super-governmental institutions rule and the will of the individual citizens of any given country is secondary (at best) to the greater good of the planet. That greater good being defined by unelected technocrats, of course. And the Democrats are completely on board with this paternal vision of government. Prepare for American subservience to the UN and numerous other bloated NGOs to resume.

Bottom Line

Returning to the Star Wars analogy, The Empire has never been closer to crushing the Rebel resistance once and for all. The Rebels’ hero has been vanquished. Their army is scattered. And the stormtroopers are rounding up the stragglers. The international left is close to irreversibly breaking America and finally imposing their collectivist vision on the world. If they succeed, the last best hope for liberty and self-government to survive will perish. Indeed, I fear there are some very dark days ahead for the Republic.