Post-Apocalyptic Seattle

So Antifa and BLM are now ruling conquered territory in the United States. The Capial Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) is several blocks abandoned by Seattle PD and now under the control of #DefundThePolice radicals. These visionary dreamers have already created a Utopian society based on peace and justice, complete with it’s own warlord! With nothing left to loot, it will be hilarious to see how quickly these imbeciles start to starve while wallowing in their own filth.

Of course, the legitimate government actually elected by the citizens couldn’t look more inept, feckless, and impotent. Uber-progressive Seattle has been cultivating this Frankenstein’s monster for years. Now that it has escaped, state and local authorities are clueless about how to restore law and order without resorting to icky force. Meanwhile, the invaders are digging in their positions. And Donald Trump couldn’t ask for better campaign fodder.